Finally!!!

Just a heads up, my blog will be revived ( for a third time )  very soon... I haven't done anything with it for a year. In my defense, I have been living through an INTERNET CRISIS and haven't been even able to VISIT my blog... So sad. I will find a way around this problem and will bring back this blog full swing!

For more information about my blog, look at the post I made on the 9th of December 2014.

Until Then,
Noah A.M.

Car (or van) of the Week - T5 Volkswagen Business Luxury Van

 Even though this van is a Volkswagen it was not created by VW, It was made by Klassen.

The van might not look like much on the outside, but check out the inside!

I couldn't find more information than this, so... I can count this as a Video Time post too.

Video time!

Hello everyone,

Here is a link to a video on how to make awesome green slime using common household items.
Click here to see the video.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Hello everyone,

The last time I posted to this blog was in 2014! That is a long time not blogging. *hehehe*
2015 has come really quickly, It seemed like yesterday I was counting down to 2014!

Happy new year everyone!

Car of the Week - Lamborghini Sesto Elemento

This car can go from 0mph to 64mph in 2.5 seconds

It has permanent all wheel drive and a 5.2L V10 575horsepower engine

The chassis, drive shaft, body, and suspension are all made of carbon fiber, making the car pretty light

The inside is kind of minimal and only has things like air-condition and a radio

There were only 20 of these cars made in 2011, all of which were sold for prices from $2.2 million to $2.9 million

The Conqueror

Hi everyone,

this is a story I wrote for my IEW writing class.

I hope you like it

( The underlines mark sentence dress-ups )

The Conqueror

by Noah

An epic battle raged in the city of Persia, the Persian Army was getting gradually smaller by the minute, because the enemy army, which was winning, was commanded by the powerful Alexander the Great! But Alexander had just become great because of a city, a king, and a knot. Here’s how.

About two days ago, Alexander the not-so-great was leading his army of twenty men to Persia. Alexander took out his lucky sundial and guessed that it was nighttime because the sun wasn’t there to tell him. Looking up to the horizon again, he spotted a wooden sign in the dirt. Alexander hopped off his horse and read the sign out loud. “Gordium 5,280 feet away. I wonder which way it is?” Alexander wondered. Then he turned and saw another sign that rudely read “East, dummy!” When they arrived at Gordium, they dashed in and immediately tried to find inns to stay in. They all slept soundly...all except for Alexander who kept having strange dreams on how to untie strange knots.

In the morning they gobbled up breakfast and headed out the door. They were about to leave the city when Alexander spotted something that wasn’t there last night. It was a chariot that looked like it was made of solid gold, because it was! Strongly tying it to a bronze post was a knot so insanely untieable, it would take a miracle to untie. “What is this giant knot and chariot doing in the middle of town?” Alexander asked a nearby priest, who replied. “It is a celebration of the Kings’ 78th birthday. If you can untie the knot, you get the golden chariot and the title ‘Blah Blah Blah the Great’.

It was then 12:00 pm, and people from all over came in line in front of the chariot to try to untie the knot. Alexander, who was seventh in line had to wait hours for his turn at the knot. By the time it was his turn, it was already 5:10 pm. When he dashed up to the great knot, he carefully analyzed every weak spot on the knot. He tried and tried until a thought struck him. He took out his sword and gracefully sliced it in half. Everyone around him gasped with shock because no one had thought of slicing the knot in half. Everyone came to congratulate the second man to untie the knot. After gaining the golden chariot, thirty extra troops, and a new title, Alexander the Great set out to conquer Persia and win.